after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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