I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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