first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
id be glad to
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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