So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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