I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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