Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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