i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Randomize
