with your own penis?
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......