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• (248): View more from Michigan

  with your own penis?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.

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  It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them

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  Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj

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  omg every time its on

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• (909): View more from California

  do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

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  and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?

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  Yup.

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  Yup.

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• (530): View more from California

  The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.

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• (925): View more from California

  the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".

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• (585): View more from New York

  Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......

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