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(480): View more from Arizona

...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

(248): View more from Michigan

r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library

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(831): View more from California

Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen

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(417): View more from Missouri

Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.

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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.

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(847): View more from Illinois

...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp

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