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somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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