He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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