awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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