Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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