I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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