Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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