Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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