Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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