i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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