Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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