Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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