Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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