Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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