how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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