We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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