are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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