I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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