ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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