Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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