he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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