I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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