The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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All the doctor said was why
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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