Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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