I just saw a hot homeless man
im six kinds of drunk right now
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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