Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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