The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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