i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
