How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
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