My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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