Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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