It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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