You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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