So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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