It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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