so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize