STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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