So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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