he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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