So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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