You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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