Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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