Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
