I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This is my gift to your gina
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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