it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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