once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The power of my boobs compel you
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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