have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You left your phone here
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