I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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