Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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