One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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