Reggie can tackle my bush.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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