you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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