thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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